Professorial Coping Strategy #1: Grading Bingo
Hey Crime fiction writers. Here’s an oft-cited reference chart to show you what different bullets look like going in and coming out.
"I am a writer…" I whisper as I reblog this.
"I am a murderer…" I realize as I reblog this.
"I am both…" I realise as I reblog this.
7 ways to have a great day everyday. (cc.@Inc
via Kurt White
The white part on my chart would be much smaller. A modern chart like this would be awesome.
— @ChocopieK on Twitter (via triplefliptripletoe)
How relationships work:
I like your butt.
However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.
But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
Asian legend rubies stolen. Lots if people slipping nd breaking legs at the ankles.
Wrestling with mother like figure on ground outside house in daytime first and then transitioned to nightine. Eventually uprooted tree, hang in air with knot at bottom, ANd threw gold ball with string attached at it. Very exhausting, kept pushing me to come back, navy shirt with black hair.
Took viva down. 8 vs 21 bus. Mine was 8. Very bright lights even though it was dark. 1 black and 3 brown guys. Brown across street.
Went to store like Times Square and down enclosed stairs outside TD bank, phone was in a block of ice covered in snow. Brought it to thaw. On the way saw an Asian girl who had directions to unlocking it. Typical number passcode didn’t work. Screen protector stiff and peeled up at sides